•Those who jump off a bridgein Paris are in Seine.
•A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
•Reading a novel while sunbathingmakes you Well Red.
•A will is a dead giveaway.
•If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get re-possessed.
•The man who accidently slipped and fell into the automated upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
•Once you’ve seen one large shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
•Every calendar’s days are numbered.
•A battery cable goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, I’ll serve you, but you better not start anything.”
•A cow was bragging about being artificially inseminated this morning. “Wow, no kidding?” says her friend. “NO BULL” says the cow.
•DEJA MOO – That feeling you get when you know you’ve heard this bull before.
•While eating seafood last night, I pulled a mussel.
•Two peanuts were fighting. One gets the salt knocked off of him. He tells the police he was ‘asalted.’
•He had a photographic memory that was never fully developed.
•She was engaged to a man with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.