Five Great Puns

• Reading a novel while sunbathing makes you well red.
• If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get re-possessed.
• Once you’ve seen one large shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
• A battery cable goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, I’ll serve you, but you better not start anything.”
• Every calendar’s days are numbered.


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